20 More Entertaining Ways to Spend the Monthly $246 It Now Costs for My Indispensable Bladder Medication

1.    A 36-month lease on a 2017 Honda Accord Hybrid
2.    14 bottles of J. Lohr 2014 Seven Oaks cabernet
3.    Three nosebleed seats for a Los Angeles Kings hockey game at the Staples Center, plus parking
4.    38% of an iPhone 7 with no contract
5.    75% of an annual Disney Southern California Select Passport
6.    A 50-minute massage and spa-style facial at Burke Williams
7.    20 Regal movie theater tickets
8.    Nine best-sellers from Skylight Books
9.    Two round-trip Southwest flights from Los Angeles to San Francisco
10.    Two Stub Hub tickets to the Pixies show at the new Anaheim House of Blues, plus dinner
11.    Two hefty trips to the grocery store
12.    Two bottles of Lagavulin 16 year scotch and a glass to drink it in
13.    1,050 0.5 mg Xanax tablets
14.    Five pairs of unworn black Converse classic shoes
15.    24 album downloads on iTunes
16.    49 decaf lattes with almond milk at Portola Coffee Lab
17.    61 bags of Dove Promises dark chocolate candy
18.    Five subscriptions to Match.com to dole out to friends
19.    246 SuperLotto Plus lottery tickets
20.    Six guinea pigs from Petco

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